This is the one song everyone would like to learn: the song that is irresistible
the song that forces men to leap overboard in squadrons even though they see the beached skulls
the song that nobody knows because anyone who has heard it is dead and the others can't remember.
Shall I tell you the secret and if I do, will you get me out of this bird suit?
I don't enjoy it here squatting on this island looking picturesque and mythical
with these two feathery maniacs. I don't enjoy singing this trio, fatal and valuable.
I will tell the secret to you, to you, only to you. Come closer. This song
is a cry for help: Help me! Only you, only you can, you are unique
at last. Alas it is a boring song but it works every time.
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